@Michael5SOS: @Calum5SOS re follow me I accidentally blocked you on purpose
@Calum5SOS: @Michael5SOS I heard he follows through indirects bitch
MICHAEL FIXES EVERYONE’S HAIR WHY
except Luke’s bc his hair always stays right fucking there
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.