i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"
The Meme of our Years.
this post is beautiful
the other day I was wondering where these people are today
deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever
and sometimes just sitting in silence
Photo credit: Simon Chandra
FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]