kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear



splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*



“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.”

— Dan Howell  (via tellmefive)



towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live



“And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.”

— She was always holding my hand  (via fabulousbitch69)



enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"


actionables:

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

the other day I was wondering where these people are today



mentalalchemy:

rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

and sometimes just sitting in silence



ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her



billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]



clinicalum:

Disconnected
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