do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Me when the 5sos album finally comes out:
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie.
^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference
i have this problem that if someone displays the slightest form of affection towards me i will formulate fantasies of us being together until it physically hurts
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and swaggy
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
and into my arms wassup bb
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
my eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying internet
Pikachu isn’t a starter…
bc pikachu was the starter
The twitcam/Google Hangout are not working +